at the height of my brain explosion last year i found this story. the victim was allegedly kidnapped from a pizza parlour by a mafia affiliate that pandered kids to wealthy individuals on the east coast. she says she was trafficked to an epstein party where trump assaulted her. CW: SA
now thinking about how if one of my victims was kidnapped from a pizza parlour, and i was running for president, it would help if my friends could get an insane conspiracy theory psyop about comet ping pong going so that anyone trying to google “trump epstein pizza parlour mafia” would only find page after page of qanon garbage.