#7

I think my son is banging this out at nursery. Something about my Daddy drives a rusty car.

That’s a 16 plate you ingrate!

#8

However I am far too young for this.

#9

It was the second one for me. The things we had to do as kids to entertain ourselves before the internet, eh?

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#10

I don’t believe I recall this.

#11

1st one for me

#12

Came down from heaven on a Yamaha.

#13

Jesus Christ, Superstar
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid, killed a kid,
Cracked his balls on a dustbin lid.

#14

What about the 8 bit version?

#15

saps are you a benny tied to a tree?

#16

Very similar to mine.

But being from Dagenham we sang “done a skid, killed a kid”.

And occasionally “wore frilly knickers and a see-through bra”

#17

Anything’s possible.

#18

Fuck! If only I’d been that smart when I was eleven.

#19

I mean I know the song, I just don’t recall playground renditions of it.

#20

Sub-thread:

“Spiderman, Spiderman…”

???

#21

Fell into a pot of jam?

It’s a long time ago.

#22

‘got a face like a frying pan…’

#23

#24

I’m touched. You’ve obviously gone to a lot of effort.

Made in Hackney, technically. But Dagenham produced the man you see before you today.

#25

came down from heaven on a Yamaha

OR

wears frilly knickers and a purple bra

#26

Jesus Christ, Superstar
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha
Did a skid,
Killed a kid,
Banged his head on a dustbin lid.