Jesus Christ Superstar (Playground Version)

Fell into a pot of jam?

It’s a long time ago.

‘got a face like a frying pan…’

I’m touched. You’ve obviously gone to a lot of effort.

Made in Hackney, technically. But Dagenham produced the man you see before you today.

came down from heaven on a Yamaha

OR

wears frilly knickers and a purple bra

Jesus Christ, Superstar
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha
Did a skid,
Killed a kid,
Banged his head on a dustbin lid.

Jesus Christ, Superstar
Came round the corner on a Yamaha
Did a skid,
Killed a kid,
Smashed his balls on a dustbin lid.