Jezza Irons do you have an electric scooter?

I thought I saw you scooting along yesterday?

God no. Used to see a fella pootling down regent’s canal on one of those one wheeled scooter things, man how I envied him.

This was one of those modern 2 wheel ones that looks like a normal scooter, it looked fun and I was very envious.
I thought ‘blow me down that’s Irons whizzing past me!’

Like Ray J’s scoot-e bike kinda thing?