Jiftip

NSFW. Not safe for STDs or pregnancy either, by the look of things.

lol


http://res.cloudinary.com/hrscywv4p/image/upload/c_limit,fl_lossy,h_9000,w_1200,f_auto,q_auto/v1/937166/Penis_Genius_ldva5k.png

This seems deeply unsettling. What sort of horror is unleashed when you take it off/out?

Err. What?

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Jiftip is going straight into my insult vocabulary.

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Fucking hell

image

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Aye this is crying out for a lawsuit the moment some poor bastard douses his bellend in bleach.

What the fuck? So you stick a plaster over the… hole? and then pull out when you cum and take the… plaster? thing off and that’s fine is it?

ftfy

I really don’t get it. Seems to say you have to remove it before you…finish. So what’s the point?

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Novelty.

Or entertainment.

"Peel it off before you feel the urge to climax, no scrambling at the last second. "

you fucking what? i don’t understand the mechanics of how this is supposed to work

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Withdrawal method, plus you get to take the top layer of skin off your tip.

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Reading their site just makes me angry. What does ‘no questions - no returns’ mean?! None of it makes sense! ARRRGHH!

must not google penis clamps.
must. not.

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Quite tempted to set up a LarryYes account.

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You secrete during sex so if you’re planning on pulling out you can still end up with a chance of pregnancy, IIRC.

This is just fucking weird as a concept, though.

Ewwwwwwwww