#58

zip

not amusing at the time

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#59

cwbaft

#60

A pair of googly eyes. I highly recommend it.

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#61

so if you’ve blocked up the hole - where does the “stuff” go? is it just stuck in the barrel? that sounds dangerous.

have I missed the point?

#62

Seems to say you remove it before you finish. This is where I don’t see the point.

#63

Holy shit, laughing too much at my desk reading this.

#64

Pretty sure, given the order of events, that hyg’s sperm is ‘mistersteve-esque’.

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#65

Yeah, the same. Although I’m not sure its even amusing in retrospect.

#66

I’ve never been a trendsetter before.

#67

Interested in the actual physics of this. Like how have they calculated the maximal force required for this to be an effective barrier? Like whats the speed and momentum and volume/ density and stuff of sperm that they’ve modelled this stuff on?

Or is it literally some super sticky blue tack

EDIT: oh, you rip it off before you spaff?

#68

But seriously. It doesn’t perform the one function you would assume it’s intended for. Is it literally just ‘for fun’? Because it’s fun to step having sex immediately before the grand finale to remove something you’ve stuck up the end of your cock?

Fair to say I don’t get it.

#69

Quote didn’t work for shit.

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#70

It’s adhesive enough to remain in place during hardcore rutting - so how do you fancy ripping that off your bellend?

#71

Kickstarter for one lucky DiSer to have to test it.

#72

IT might be like one of those sticky tapes that you can use to hold pictures up - the ones that mess fuck up the wallpaper/ paint. The no more nails one.

#73

Only one way to find out. We need a guinea pig. Preferably someone who doesn’t have a whole lot of sex.

But where will we find one of those on the drownedinsound social forum??

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#74

When your a sexer like me those odds aren’t good!

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#75

Might start using ‘jiftip’ as an insult (meaning someone who gets in the way, is pointless and hurts your bellend)

‘Hasn’t Bill got the tickets’?
‘Yeah, he’s late though, the massive jiftip’

#76

What’s the opposite of a wingman? Should be that.

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#77

Apu Is there a chance my cock will bend?

Team Jiftip Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

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