#42

I gotta get my kicks somehow mate

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#43

Ohhh was your pregnancy unplanned then? If so I didn’t realise.

#44

“NOTE: Jiftip is a great alternative to penis clamps and diapers for mild male urinary incontinence.”

PENIS. CLAMPS.

I know what a great alternative to penis clamps is…

LITERALLY ANYTHING.

(Fucking hell, just google image searched penis clamps. I think it’s gone internal)

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#45

It wasn’t unplanned, but it happened literally as quickly as it possibly could once we decided to let nature take its course.

#46

30 seconds?

#47

It’s like a gang of Michael Phelpses down there.

#48

Haha, same. We’d allowed 13 months given what we’d read about her being on the pill. BAM. Baby time.

#49

Haha. Fair play though. Whenever I’ve talked to mates about “trying” for a baby over a period of months it sounds fucking dreadful.

Someone telling me that I have to have sex on a particular day (or successive days) is probably the only form of contraception that has a 100% success rate. It won’t happen.

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#50

In addition to this I reckon my balls are mashed to shit now from the constant saddle-pounding.

#51

Yeah, I was totally casual, not expecting anything to happen quickly, I’d read loads of stories about couples struggling, was prepared for it to take months, even a couple of years, but you know, what will be will be, let’s see how it goes. Couple of weeks later in a Michigan hotel room, she shouts out of the bathroom that she’s pregnant… I was mildly surprised to say the least.

#52

I was really glad we never got to that point. When people are trying exact positions and times of day, etc, that must be the least sexy thing imaginable.

I feel so bad for people who really want a baby and struggle/can’t though. We just got lucky (with my incredible hyg-esque Supersperm™).

#53

I think my first words after stopping after RideLondon on Sunday were “I wish I didn’t own testicles” :cherries:

#54

Or do they own you? :thinking:

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#55

Oh yeah I get this, it can be really hard for people.

When me and my wife were umming and arring about it we were just like “come off the pill, go about business as usual, if it happens it happens if it doesn’t it doesn’t” but appreciate not everyone would want to do that.

#56

Sub: What’s the most amusing thing you’ve ever had stuck to your johnson?

#57

Amy Smith.

#58

zip

not amusing at the time

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#59

cwbaft

#60

A pair of googly eyes. I highly recommend it.

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#61

so if you’ve blocked up the hole - where does the “stuff” go? is it just stuck in the barrel? that sounds dangerous.

have I missed the point?