#21

You go out walking and shit during the day,

In the evening you drink all the alcohol you’ve brought, someone makes a meal and the rest of you use one of the living rooms (there are always at least two) to do one of the jigsaw puzzles lying around while you also have a conversation.

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#22

Mate, if you bring a jigsaw to the OnePlus Three owners meet then I swear @anon29812515 and I are going to the pub to play with the NFC features without you.

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#23

For the FAO of @plasticniki

#24

YES SEE

#25

Don’t tell me what to do.

#26

Harrowing that he regulates everyone’s bowel movements so strictly

#27

@Aggpass in the same thread :cold_sweat:

#28

I read it as Theo’s attempt at a Choose Your Own Adventure book

#29

Assemble 1,000 piece puzzle of jester being killed. The final piece is missing.

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#30

I have done loads of holidays with mates in cottages.

And they’ve all been fun.

#31

“Eternity was the best-selling puzzle or game in the UK at its price-point of £35 in the month it was launched.”

Echoes of Alan Partridge talking about Skirmish there, “a military-based general knowledge quiz show on digital cable channel UK Conquest that has the largest audience share for a digital channel at that time of day, in the Norfolk area.”

#32

stand by that

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#33

There’s a reason that @plasticniki is the only one of you gits I bother to meet any more.

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#34

Who would you rather go on a cottaging holiday with

  • Theo
  • Marckee
  • Sophie’s Choice

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#35

Wow, possibly the most difficult poll ever created. I think I’m going to need a few days to mull everything over before I can give anything close to an answer.

Just to clarify, sweet merciful death isn’t an option?

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#36

i’d spend the whole time watching him eat chocolate bars

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#37

what kind of cottaging are you all talking about?

#38

Look at the cunt who made it:

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#39

Dealer’s choice

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#40

Me, the 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley? Here? With my reputation?

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