Jobs artists might have had if they weren't making music

Lewis Capaldi - Comedian / Pizza restaurant

James Blunt - Comedian / murderer

1 Like

Dr Dre - Doctor.

10 Likes

Ed Sheeran - professional twat

3 Likes

Eminem - M&M World guide

2 Likes

Ben Folds - Laundrette

16 Likes

MC Hammer - Auctioneer

8 Likes

Eddie Vedder - Train announcer

1 Like

Bono - Urologist

Simon Le Bon’s Lemon Bonbons

1 Like

The Edge - Cartographer

3 Likes

Julien Baker- something to do with bread, idk

4 Likes

Already was pre music iirc

5 Likes

Thom Yorke - Maker of low-grade ‘masculine’ chocolate.

2 Likes

Jon Fogerty - Lighthouseman

1 Like

Thurston Moore - Barman

1 Like

John Cale - Smoothies

2 Likes

Train - sex gods

1 Like

Sam Smith - Shit pub landlord

5 Likes

Adele - computer salesperson

8 Likes