Jobs artists might have had if they weren't making music

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Dry Cleaning

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PJ Eye masks

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Wedding venue maker surely?

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Real Estate - real estate

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Lou Reed - author of a line novelty book for looking at whilst on the toilet

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If I wasn’t a gangsta, where would I be?
UCLA, graduatin’ with a bachelor’s degree
Goin’ to grad school to get my master’s
Or even fuck around and get a Ph.D
Shit, I could have been a teacher, schoolin’ the youth
Or I could have a preacher, healin’ people in pews
I could have been a scientist, I do like trees
Or could have been a botanist or your psychologist
Or just a store clerk, ringin’ up at your request
Customer service rep with a cubicle and a desk
A jeweler with the best you could find on one’s neck
Or part of a company that consolidates your debt
I could have joined the army, could have been a cadet
Maybe the air force, pilot flyin’ jets
Either way, I’m just a nigga from the 'jects
92059, but who knows?

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Alex Turner - Taqueria Proprietor

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Beck - Brewery Manager

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Pusha T - legitimate business person

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London Grammar - teaching @ma0sm it’s ‘might have’

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Nigel Tufnel - freelance selling of some sort of product, maybe in a haberdasher or maybe like a chapeau shop or something

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Self Esteem - Motivational speaker

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Spinal Tap - chiropractors

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Badly Drawn Boy - Beano cartoonist

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Peter Hook- Pirate

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Paul Smith - clothes designer

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Mike Watt- Hearing Specialist

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Meat Loaf - chef

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Mark Owen - playing Leonard’s mum in a biopic

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Puff Daddy - vape shop owner

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