Petrol station attendant
Perfume salesperson
Barista
Baker
Candlestick maker
(Definitely the top 2)
Fish and chip fryer
Painter
Window fitter pal would always stink of silicone
Office worker (the office coffee)
Used to always smell of grease when I worked on the cafeteria (dinnerlady/dinnerboy/dinnerperson)
Probably most jobs associated with ‘the sea’
Brewer/someone else who works in a brewery
Pub worker
used to stink of the mcdonalds chip fryer at the end of the night, horrible
(and you never worked at mcdonalds lmao)
I presume a manicurist must smell like the chemicals used for that.
Farmer
Refuse collector
Professional ass eater (ass)
PintMan
Can believe you’re saying profk stinks
Briefly had a job feeding/mucking out chickens. I often smelt of chicken poo
I used to work in beer flavor chemistry and there was a contamination situation, to which I smelled like sotolon (grape rot) for about 2 weeks straight
Cafe work is much greaser/smelliest than you imagine.
Used to smell like bacon fat almost constantly.
Soap packing factory. I lasted a day