yeah man - fucking walk in the park that shit

EASY

it really is that easy.

Yeah, I reckon this. Acting just can’t be that hard.

marketing

first things first, man. get to the interview on time innit!

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Model. Sure I’m only a 4/10, but all you gotta do is wear clothes and walk sometimes.

Reckon I could be a v-blogger. Be kind of exhausting, over-react to stuff, be on a computer all the time, I can do these things. Apparently you get paid shit-loads.

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[double thumbs up]

Ok bud. Thanks for dropping in!

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Friend of a friend of a friend has just started doing this. My god, I always kinda suspected he was a self-absorbed twat, but it’s almost unbearable to watch. He morphs into some hyper diva. Very odd.

King

Chef - few ingredients in a pot, bish bash bosh, piece eh piss.
Writer - make up stories all the time.

Jobs I couldn’t do:
Rock Star / Rock God - ready for bed after about 6 pints these days.

kuma

Unless your talking about fast military jets, I reckon flying a plane is a piece of piss.

Had half a dozen flying lessons when I was younger (until it turned out it was gonna be far too expensive) and it is pretty straightforward stuff - and that was in a poxy Cessna where you have to trim it and play about with the fuel mixture and all that stuff yourself.

Once you’ve programmed yer computer in yer modern airliner, jobs a good’un.

we have our first irkage!

No irkage here pal

I knew it.

Hitman
Cave a cunts head in, possibly from a distance, what’s not to love?

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Restaurant reviewer. Eat some food, write some stuff. Easy money.

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On that topic: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/09/12/pete-wells-the-new-york-times-restaurant-critic