#13

Model. Sure I’m only a 4/10, but all you gotta do is wear clothes and walk sometimes.

#14

Reckon I could be a v-blogger. Be kind of exhausting, over-react to stuff, be on a computer all the time, I can do these things. Apparently you get paid shit-loads.

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#15

[double thumbs up]

#16

Ok bud. Thanks for dropping in!

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#17

Friend of a friend of a friend has just started doing this. My god, I always kinda suspected he was a self-absorbed twat, but it’s almost unbearable to watch. He morphs into some hyper diva. Very odd.

#18

King

#19

Chef - few ingredients in a pot, bish bash bosh, piece eh piss.
Writer - make up stories all the time.

Jobs I couldn’t do:
Rock Star / Rock God - ready for bed after about 6 pints these days.

#20

kuma

#21

Unless your talking about fast military jets, I reckon flying a plane is a piece of piss.

Had half a dozen flying lessons when I was younger (until it turned out it was gonna be far too expensive) and it is pretty straightforward stuff - and that was in a poxy Cessna where you have to trim it and play about with the fuel mixture and all that stuff yourself.

Once you’ve programmed yer computer in yer modern airliner, jobs a good’un.

#22

we have our first irkage!

#23

No irkage here pal

#24

I knew it.

#25

Hitman
Cave a cunts head in, possibly from a distance, what’s not to love?

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#26

Restaurant reviewer. Eat some food, write some stuff. Easy money.

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#27

On that topic: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/09/12/pete-wells-the-new-york-times-restaurant-critic

#28

Conduct an orchestra

#29

Air Traffic Controller. Just chatting with pilots. No problem.

#30

we covered it here already. most people agreed.

#31

reckon i’d be fine with sitting on my arse doing spreadsheet stuff

stuff i’ve done before: librarian’s assistant, bar work, event ushering/front of house, just sitting on a desk at reception

the only thing is that actual stress, repetitive tasks and anything remotely physically demanding is really bad for my general health and about 1/3 of my days i can’t even walk. also most jobs you can’t spend 50% of your time trying to find a way to sit that doesn’t make you want to cry/stretching.

#32

Brain surgery, it’s hardly rocket science!