Speculate what it’s gonna be, then when it airs we can see how we did.
Radical change of direction, they’re poaching the lass from the SCS Sofa ads and she’s just gonna give examples of the available bargains with their price.
Piano-led / female vocal / David Bowie or Prince song
Something truly moving, @whiterussian will probably hate it like she hates all Christmas and children and santa and baby jesus
lady with a breathy voice doing a piano-based cover of a song that was in the charts >5 years ago
Still haven’t seen last years one.
The monster truck one?
Hope they poach the oak furniture land duo
Number of indie points this post deserves:
In their dreams! They’re ungettable mate.
Bowie - Heroes
It’s just a fat man rolling in mounds of cash in slow mo while someone does a cover of the kooks on a harp
It’s hard to guess the content of the advert after last year’s leftfield ‘Paedo’s on the Moon’.
Hope it’s not too intimidating @xylopwn @cocodaLOL
come (and buy your presents from john lewis)
head (to our technology section)
the beautiful ones (always shop at john lewis)
u got the look (of someone who would benefit from a john lewis giftcard)
if i was ur girlfriend (i would buy you some nice aftershave from the helpful people at the beauty department in john lewis)
raspberry beret (just one of the many hats in store at john lewis)
diamonds and pearls (readily in stock in your local john lewis’ jewellery department)
screwdriver(s are avaliable in most john lewis stores)
When Doves Cry (with joy at our low low prices)
Hologram Bobby Sands
Little Red Corvette (available in our range of remote controlled toy cars)