John Lewis & Partners and Waitrose & Partners Christmas advert 2019

It’s really hard to care, isn’t it?

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Not watching it yet but that dragon has a massive dick.

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More importantly, if you get a My John Lewis card (free) you can ignore the BULLSHIT Quality Street pick n mix requirement of having at least three different types.

You’re welcome.

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Because you’re a fucking mark

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Really beautiful and moving ad

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Taking less than 3 varieties in a pick n mix situation is surely the work of a sociopath though

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There’s no other way to get my required amount of orange cremes. You can get a big box of strawberry cremes, or an extortionate small box of mixed strawberry, orange, and lemon (?!) cremes, but not orange.

It’s the single biggest problem with Great Britain in 2019.

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I like strawberry cremes

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Me too.

you’re all heartless :sob:

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I cried. It’s like a pavlovian reaction :cry:

I just love those whipped egg whites too

image BIG OL DRAGON COCK

:sob:

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the way they welcome him back into society after he slaughtered all those kids on the ice rink :sob:

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aiming for a 5th straight year of not seeing these. Pretty confident I can achieve my goal. Unfortunately I walked through M&S this morning and they were playing Christmas music the silly pricks.

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Fucking snorted at this

Setting a Christmas pudding (which are shit anyway) on fire is not payback for burning everything down. What a crap ad. Cynical bullshit for the gullible masses.

Oh god have I finally gone full dis?

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Are you a cynical burnt out husk of a human being? One of us!

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