Join @Joke as he travels back in time to Facebook past

I’m going through my old posts on Facebook and thought I’d should share some of the banal/embarassing stuff that I find, because you all deserve a Friday afternoon laugh. I encourage you to all do the same, or just make fun of me. Whatever works for you.

2007

An early status update:
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The only photo in existence of me with long hair (left):
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Everything changes but Jook:
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Me at prom, it’s a look:
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this is exactly what I needed

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A photo from my 18th birthday party, which was clearly absolutely wild: (I’m not pictured)
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I don’t know what you heard about me
But a bitch can’t get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can’t see
That I’m a motherfucking P-I-M-P:
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Me later at the prom, on my second bottle of wine. Later that evening I would go on to tell at least four girls that I loved them, before walking home from the local nightclub with one shoe, holding another bottle of wine in my hand and crying.
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me in 2007

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Great stuff @Joke

You look like a top boy

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Why is everyone in that school photo wearing transparent shirts?

oh lord

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it was the style at the time

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Fuckin’ lol

(no idea who that other prick is btw)

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WHAT A RIOT

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my word :smile:

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Vital update from 4 years ago today

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Is this from before you were teetotal?

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07

Fucking hell. It is truly disgusting to think that I was ever like this.

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I’m not sure this is actually possible.

This is part of my journey towards teetotalism I would say…

(Actually think I was sober tbh, never drank at festivals even when I did drink)

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I’ve found quite a bit of homophobic and transphobic language. Clenching my teeth quite a lot, looking through.

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I think that 65dos one was because (the fucking atrocious) Gay For Johnny Depp had supported 65 at a show I’d seen that day or something

(not that that excuses how excruciating it is)

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