Mert's International Gladiators Thread

not even in the top 20

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what utter nonsense

Think this is the best sentence I’ve read in 2019:

They created a brand of natural, high-protein enhanced cookies, muffins and brownies under the name Lenny & Larry’s; the two friends, Benny & Barry, thought the name Lenny & Larry’s was just funnier.

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Sky>Lance>Lou

you fucking idiot

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I’m voting with my penis here tbh.

as ever. you were a nightmare in the cheese thread

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I can’t believe I’m having to state this again but I have never and will never fuck a cheese.

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Definitely a good thread in getting angry at DiSers for their opinions on neighbours though right?

that’s tomorrow sorted

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Rhino was always my favourite

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I’ll try to make it as convoluted as possible

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Have you seen Zootopia, Ruffers?

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I know what it is but I can’t watch cgi kids films I KNOW THEY’RE GOOD I’M SORRY

Is he in it?

He is, it says it right there under his photograph.

It is a very good and funny film, I’d suggest you take a good hard look at yourself and then give it a watch.

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What would happen is thirty seconds after it begins I’d be in a mood and then a song would happen and I’d probably just turn it all off, all of it

I once beat the actor who played Spider at table football in a pub. Took me ages to figure out where I’d seen him before. He had no spiders with him.

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Can you wait until I’ve quadrupled my SSRI dosage please Joke?

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Make up my own gladiator by combining all the best bits from the British ones? Don’t mind if I do.

Hair - Hunter
Face - Jet
Eyes - Rhino
Stare - Shadow
Abs- Panther
Glutes - Vogue
Legs - Saracen
Arms - Trojan
Cum gutters - Vulcan
Gimmick - Wolf

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Do you remember Shadow? He was so intense. Was he busted for being on the gear?