Jokes literally translated from other languages

Why is Canada called Canada? Because there’s no-one there! (from German)

From French: A one-humped camel and a two-humped camel are talking.

The two-humped camel asks the one-humped camel: “How’s work?”

The one-humped camel replies: “I work. How about you?” (from French)

And the two-humped camel replies: “I work, I work!”

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“Hi George, the Ringo Starr?”
“No, he went out to Paul McCartney at the post office”
“Can you give this note to him?”
“Sure”
“But don’t let the John Lennon!”
“OK”

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Come on! At about two o’clock i’ll have the Cocido ready for you!

The neighbour will pay.

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What do pandas eat?

Bread! (from Japanese)

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What did one fish say to the other?

Nothing

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