Joke's that your waking person invented

#1

Why does Jim Hopper like a mid-morning snack?

Because Eleven says

#2

I’ve already posted this, but it is my life’s greatest achievement

So I asked this Jamaican sprinter what his favourite DISNEY film was and he said “the one about the dog and the hamster”. I said “You sayin’ bolt?”

#3

Bolt is Disney you helm!

#4

No, she went of her own accord

#5

Yohan Blake?

#6

Holy fucking shit. I did NOT know that.

I need some time alone.

#7

It’s clearly Cool Runnings

#8

This thread is why sean is in financial ruin.