Jokes where the punchline is someone's username

What did Chuck Berry say when he made a mistake while playing Anthony Boy live?

@ToneyNoGood

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Have you seen the film where insects take part in the Vietnam War?

@anon5266188

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I’m not just the punchline

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Did you hear how good all this Squirtle content is?

@AQOS

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Why did the binary computer cross the road?
@1101010

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What did miss piggy say to her romantic partner upon disovering that their pet had a parasitic infection

@ma0sm ?

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@eems

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@GASHWRECKER

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What do you call a robot that can only count to four?

@discobot

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:crystal_ball: It is certain

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Davis, Hawking, Gerrard…yep, that’s all the Steves.

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What is the most difficult tea to cultivate?
@Rarity

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And the most expensive?
@rich-t

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And the least balanced?

@tilty

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What did the dean say when Jas Mann passed his thesis defence?

I now declare you @DrSpaceman!

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Why did the gymnast break his legs?
@Matt_was_taken

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Lousy Dean

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This is excellent.

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What do you call an evil internet baron who’s just had a haircut?