Jokes workshop


#1

Help each other out with gags you can’t quite get right yourself

I’d like a line about how I like this kind of weather and would speak more freely about being a pluviophile, except that it’s an autocorrect disaster waiting to happen.


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#2

I don’t think Mock the Week will be calling soon.

Actually…they probably will!


#3

Great, thanks for the contribution to the thread.

Do we think we can whip @TKC’s reply into something a funny, or is that too big an ask?


#4

I was trying to think of one for a football player pun but cant think of neither the pun nor the player


#5

It’s funny because he mocked the weak


#6

Yes! the weak gag Epimer was making

spot on


#7

Guys I really think there might be something in the fact that “pluviophile” and “paedophile” look a bit similar and that sometimes autocorrect gets things wrong. It’s raining outside! It’s topical!


#8

What’s a pluviophile?


#9

Someone who touches ABANDON REPLY


#10

I’ve got one I’ve been tinkering with - can’t quite get the setup, but when I do boy is it going to be hilarious.

Something about house renovations being delayed because on friday the nails got hammered, walls got plastered, windows got smashed

eh?eh?eh?


#11

With increasing rental prices in city centres AND the huge rise in online fantasy joking, I don’t understand why they haven’t gone under.


#12

I think this is unrealistic because hardware can’t get intoxicated.


#13

the google image results for ‘drunk hammer’ prove you wrong


#14

Well that’s me telt.


#15

I tried typing “pluviophile” into my phone. It just came up with “pluviometer”.


#16

Such is the difference in how we each use our phones, I suppose.


#17

Sweating like a pluviophile in an umbrella shop?


#18

I think that might be the highlight of this sorry thread.


#19

Got the genus of something for the Fabric Reopening news related to splitting your trousers (the trousers would probably have had to already have been repaired from a similar incident hence the "re"opening)


#20

Maybe you split your trousers the last time you were there, due to pulling some ridiculous moves to some hard house?