Jokes workshop

This film is rubbish its just women talking about lasagne

Something about it passing the bechamel test

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I don’t think I really need to workshop this joke, despite my girlfriend not finding it as funny as me, but I’m posting it here anyway as I couldn’t find a funny jokes thread.

Anyhow, she was in the kitchen and just asked me if we still had any shallots left.

I replied and said “Yes, we have shallots of them!”

It was particularly funny as we do actually have shallots of shallots in the cupboard.

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Pistachio. Italian for taking the mickey.

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Oh, you’re looking to burn a witch? Make sure you pre-heat the coven!

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I guess this would normally go in our ‘annoying your partner’ thread :smiley:

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Busta Rhymes celebrates translating his oeuvre into one of the Slavic languages

Woo hah! I got you all in Czech

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Muchos gracias to @hexagram for giving my joke its first like over a year later

And now you’re like, Dej mi víc!

Alexa have us this one tonight:

Q: Why do pirates find renovation tricky?

A: Because their timbers shiver and their planks keep walking.

Sounds very AI generated.

Are there any Taylor Swift songs which kind of allude to farting?

If so, then you can use it to make a joke where the punchline is “Taylor’s whiffed”

Something about a friend teaching people sexual skills before their wedding night. Punchline - “consummate professional”

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Trying to come up with a Euros related joke with the punchline “because it’s coming ohm” or “because football’s coming ohm”. The best I’ve managed so far is “Why does the resistor want England to beat Italy?” but I’m not very happy with it

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Further work: Three ions on a shirt.

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Q: Why is the atmosphere always electric when England are playing?
A: Because there are three ions on their shirts

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something about doing a “world cup of bread” thread on here but the seeded loafs having an advantage

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Yeah it’s hard to look past the top seeds in this kind of competition especially when they get on a roll

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We drove past one of thouse ‘Hidden Dips’ signs the other day and i was gonna say to ‘Shall we try find them? Might be some nice guacamole’

But thought that was too far.

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Why did the Buddhist support both teams in the final?
Because it’s coming OM.

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