Jokes workshop

#181

Something like;
“my career as a time traveller was over before it began”

#182

I’m thinking of something along the lines of:

  • “Tumescent” means swollen or engorged (particularly when used to describe an erect penis)

  • Graveyards contain “tombstones”

  • If a man were to engage in sexual activity in a graveyard, might he become “TOMBescent”?!

#183

@xylo GET HIM!!

#184

Too complicated. Think you’ll have better luck starting from “sarco-PHALLUS”

#185

i can’t believe he’s done this.

#186

Or maybe HEAD’S BONE?

#187

Buried DICKS feet under!

#188

Semi-tery

#189

Brilliant. Truly top notch work. It’s even better considering you’re the first person ever to come up with such a clever gag.

Bravo

#190

definitely funny the way he tells it

#191

I Googled it first and was staggered to find that no one has ever thought of it before.

#192

#193

TETSUOOOOOOOOooooh matron!

#194

Alt right?

More like alternative to being right!

#195

I was worried about the rise of fascism in our time, but now I think it’ll all turn out alt-right

#196

I used to be the southernmost section of coastal land but now I’m not So. shore

#197

:grimacing:

#198

‘That Lance has been in prison an awful long time’
‘Eh’
‘Being seeing signs with ‘Free Lance’ on for years’
groans

#199

Really polymath too, that Lance.

#200

Something about eating a parrot and it repeating on you