Jokes workshop

I tried speed dating for the first time. I’ve been awake since last Wednesday

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A really high quality CGI animation about a Glaswegian who gets roped into parking cars at work even though they can’t drive.

Ah Cannae Valet

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This would work better if Dizzy Gillespie was the lead singer of Primal Scream.

How about:

A famous jazz trumpeter goes to his doctor and complains that he can’t stand up straight. The doctor says, “Don’t worry about it, you’re just Dizzy, Gillespie.”

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Something about Wimbledon, Venus and serena and an American playwright

The punchline is Tennisey Williams

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Have you heard about that new play? A Streetcar Named…Venus, is it? No, Serena I think.

It must be one or the other, as it’s Tennessee Williams.