Jokes workshop

…now the cycling thread?

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Well I got the non sequitur bit but then wondered if that’s what you intended or not!

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The best jokes are always the ones you have to explain in detail anyway inmyHO

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I’m kidding!

This went well.

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Is it a true non sequitur though when the lead-up and the punchline have to be related to set-up the joke?

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But this is a worse joke because cycling and segways are better linked. Hmm.

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I’ll grab the segways

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This is what I meant!!

How about those dental practices eh? Would prefer a dental knows-exactly-what-they’re-doing!

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My next project at work is to build a pizza restaurant twice the size of a football pitch, to open by Easter.

It’s a big Ask.

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What are a nun’s two favourite things?

Old habits, Die Hard

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How about: “Nuns find it really difficult to give up their favourite things: old habits, die hard”.

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How about “Why are all nun’s clothes the same colour?”

Old habits dye hard

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Was walking down the street the other day and saw TV comedian Alex Horne hanging around looking rather glum.

“What’s the matter Horne?” I shouted.

“Big mountain on the French/Swiss border. Thanks for asking!”

How we laughed…

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Two spiders are chatting on the phone.

One says to the other: “I’d love to chat longer, but I’ve gotta fly.”

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Feels like there’s an update available to this, where it starts with something something web instead of phone.

Wait, I have to point out this is dreadful on here as well as on Facebook?

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Update:

Two spiders are chatting on the web.

One says to the other: “I’d love to chat longer but I’ve gotta fly.”

NOW the potential of the joke had been increased.

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Why is there no medicine in the jungle?

Hoarders

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I’m trying to work on a very niche West Norfolk-specific covid-19 joke. Something like:

What’s the best car dealership to work for, if you want to retain your full salary during the covid-19 pandemic?

https://www.thurlownunn.co.uk/

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