Is it a true non sequitur though when the lead-up and the punchline have to be related to set-up the joke?
i mean they don’t HAVE to be
what’s got four wings and smells?
it’s a non segway tour!
But this is a worse joke because cycling and segways are better linked. Hmm.
we should take this to the jokes workshop.
I’ll grab the segways
This is what I meant!!
How about those dental practices eh? Would prefer a dental knows-exactly-what-they’re-doing!
My next project at work is to build a pizza restaurant twice the size of a football pitch, to open by Easter.
It’s a big Ask.
What are a nun’s two favourite things?
Old habits, Die Hard
How about: “Nuns find it really difficult to give up their favourite things: old habits, die hard”.
How about “Why are all nun’s clothes the same colour?”
Old habits dye hard
Was walking down the street the other day and saw TV comedian Alex Horne hanging around looking rather glum.
“What’s the matter Horne?” I shouted.
“Big mountain on the French/Swiss border. Thanks for asking!”
How we laughed…
Two spiders are chatting on the phone.
One says to the other: “I’d love to chat longer, but I’ve gotta fly.”
Feels like there’s an update available to this, where it starts with something something web instead of phone.
Wait, I have to point out this is dreadful on here as well as on Facebook?
Two spiders are chatting on the web.
One says to the other: “I’d love to chat longer but I’ve gotta fly.”
NOW the potential of the joke had been increased.
Why is there no medicine in the jungle?