“I’ll roux the day I first mix flour and fat”
“You know what, you can stick that flour and butter up your arse!”
I tell you what, I wouldn’t replace Johnny Depp in a wizarding franchise.
You’d have to be Mads to.
Something like: did you hear about the football team who played their last home game in a quarry?
They won 3-2 on aggregate.
Pride festival being in the summer because pride comes before the fall
Bloody hell, the same scoreline and everything. Am I the James Corden of DiS
You’re going to get slated for this.
I’d blame your writers. Fuck em
Something something cafe au lait / olé
How does a Spaniard drink French coffee?
The absolute stones on c_c_b!
Something about being kicked out of the sea life centre for eating all the fish. I see the life centre, I eat it or something
It’s okay @colon_closed_bracket a new James Corden of DiS has arrived.
Spicer you’ll be hearing from @still_he_persisted’s lawyers in good course
Why did Sinéad O’Connor refuse to host Bono’s birthday celebrations?
Because nothing comperes U2
Because he’s a nob.
I like your punchline better!
Something about a vegetarian Abba tribute band called Quorn again
(don’t) Take a chance on meat
Thank you for the muesli
Does your Mother grow (vegatables)
Which is the most hip-hop street?
Quality Street - it’s full of wrappers.