Nah yours was better: clever wordplay >> a free hit against an obvious nob
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Right, so having seen the Derry jokes about an It spinoff in the great things on social media thread and people getting irked about “you hate/love to see it”.
Q: What’s a person who likes scary clowns’ favourite album?
A: Let’s Get It On
Things like that… There must be loads of It jokes
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Something about Slash City. Except I don’t know if It is really a slasher movie. Maybe would be better if it was another new Halloween.
Q: What’s a person who likes scary clowns’ favourite Strokes album?
A: Room on fire
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Who’s the second Strokes album’s favourite Arsenal manager?
Arson Wenger
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Bloke walks into a record shop and asks the clerk for some recommendations.
Bloke: “I’m feeling pretty depressed. Could you recommend me a good slowcore band and a good modern upbeat pop album?”
Clerk: “Low, Self-Esteem?”
Bloke: “Wait, you too?”
clerk: “Nah, they’re shit.”
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Why don’t Roberts like going to the winter OIympics?
They’re scared of all the Bobsleighers.
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Something that confuses the Henry the 8th wives musical Six with the car hire place Sixt
Divorced, beheaded, DRIVE!
I dunno.
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Saw this debatably irrelevant waterfowl the other day.
It was a moot swan.
This but better/funny please.
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something about
why did Mary magdalen’s energy bill go through the roof?
Cos he lives.
but more coherent
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