Jokes workshop


#61

Someone from the court (or whoever) goes to the jail to free Will Carling (also in jail in this scenario). Protesters outside shout “Free Will!” at them, and they reply, “Free Will? I am!”

The protesters go home, satisfied, will.i.am spends the rest of his life imprisoned.


#62

They people you’ve told it to are clearly cretins. This is lovely work.


#63

what a funny story


#64

Hi all,

Just checking in again. I have the primary material for a decent joke. It involves a well-respected actor (perhaps Meryll Streep) working in a bakery, but failing because she takes all the good rolls/ roles. Has this idea got legs?

Best,

Billy


#65

just realised that when nick clegg lost his seat he gave a ‘live by the sword, die by the sword’ speech which was reminiscent of nasty nick’s from the first big brother. anybody got a tap in?


#66

When I walked into town yesterday was trying to work out a jewish/Natalie imbruglia shiva/shiver joke.


#67

Came up with one walking the dogs earlier. Doesn’t need anything because it’s brilliant, just want to share it.

Q: What does Iron Man call his drag alter ego?

A: Fe Male


#68

i never bet on stoned bullfights.

the stakes (steaks) are too high!


#69

here you go:

setup: when nick clegg lost his seat he gave a ‘live by the sword, die by the sword’ speech which was reminiscent of nasty nick’s from the first big brother.

punchline: FUCK OFF CLEGG, YOU DOSS CUNT


#70

hmm


#71

Ok, I’ve had this idea for ages but have never been able to make it work.

Along the lines of “Jamaica? No she went of her own accord” but using “Djibouti” to mean someone’s bum. Can anyone help me out?


#72

“I went to the Horn of Africa recently but it was uncomfortably hot”

“Djibouti?”

“Well my whole body, really, but that was an area of particular concern”


#73

I love this thread.


#74

Colombian drug enforcement would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those medellin kids


#75

“When my wife fell ill on holiday in an Indonesian city, I had to carry her all the way back to our hotel.”

“Jakarta?”

“No, I had to sling her over my shoulder.”


#76

Had a great run of luck in Blackjack in an Irish casino.

Dublin?

No, I went bust.


#77

Isn’t really a great run of luck, m9


#78

It was up until that point.


#79

“I was playing football in Diane Abbott’s constituency on Saturday and basically put in a game-saving tackle on the opposition’s star striker in the last minute.”

“Hackney?”

“How dare you! I took the ball cleanly.”


#80

What about

Had a threesome in an irish city the other week

Dublin?

No we just took turns.