A friend has asked on Facebook for local double glazing company recommendations. In amongst a series of helpful, sensible, adult replies, there’s me windmilling in with “Krispy Kreme!!” (she enjoys their doughnuts)
Fucking hell. Instant regret.
I would have tittered, tbh.
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All about triple glazing nowadays isn’t it? Joke’s on her.
I’m hoping to see a Gilette/Wilko Sword arms race in the glazing game.
thinly veiled ‘I’m laughing at my own joke’ thread
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m8, someone has to.
Tbh I’m still sulking about the lack of rapturous reception to my “Hermann O” post the other day.
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only ‘nearly’ - you must be crushed
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It’s better than it deserves.
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(I am “it”)
yeah “I saw your joke and almost laughed” is pretty galling
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‘office lol’ as well - the lowest of the lols
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2 x’s though! get in there!
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I rolled a feg, and was going to smoke it. One of the people I was with who I half know said: ‘Pinky don’t smoke it’ll kill you!’ as a joke
I replied ‘I’m already dead’
No laughs
In fairness i had nowhere to go with the first part.
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basically an imperceptible guffaw. “I saw your best attempt at a humorous reply and it was close to eliciting a response. but it didn’t.”
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Basically all of them, I’m a HumourDad trapped in a young Dad’s body.
Uncanny parallels to my sexual performances, tbhtbf.
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Also this joke.
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Corbyn’s been working out.
Confused by this. Your opening post implies it was in direct reply to this person but this message implies there’s a third party involved.