Jokes you have instantly regretted


#1

A friend has asked on Facebook for local double glazing company recommendations. In amongst a series of helpful, sensible, adult replies, there’s me windmilling in with “Krispy Kreme!!” (she enjoys their doughnuts)

Fucking hell. Instant regret.


#2

I would have tittered, tbh.


#3

All about triple glazing nowadays isn’t it? Joke’s on her.

I’m hoping to see a Gilette/Wilko Sword arms race in the glazing game.


#5

thinly veiled ‘I’m laughing at my own joke’ thread


#6

At least she’s as much of an idiot as I am.


#7

m8, someone has to.

Tbh I’m still sulking about the lack of rapturous reception to my “Hermann O” post the other day.


#8

only ‘nearly’ - you must be crushed


#9

It’s better than it deserves.


#10

(I am “it”)


#11

yeah “I saw your joke and almost laughed” is pretty galling


#12

‘office lol’ as well - the lowest of the lols


#13

2 x’s though! get in there!


#14

I rolled a feg, and was going to smoke it. One of the people I was with who I half know said: ‘Pinky don’t smoke it’ll kill you!’ as a joke

I replied ‘I’m already dead’

No laughs

In fairness i had nowhere to go with the first part.


#15

basically an imperceptible guffaw. “I saw your best attempt at a humorous reply and it was close to eliciting a response. but it didn’t.”


#16

Basically all of them, I’m a HumourDad trapped in a young Dad’s body.


#17

Uncanny parallels to my sexual performances, tbhtbf.


#18

Also this joke.


#19


#20

Corbyn’s been working out.


#21

Confused by this. Your opening post implies it was in direct reply to this person but this message implies there’s a third party involved.