#51

massive one just before Christmas: asked someone if they were coming to the office xmas dinner and they replied that they ‘didn’t really celebrate christmas’ in what I perceived to be quite a lighthearted way. so I’m like ‘LOL SCROOGE’ and he’s like ‘ah, no, i’m a Jehovas Witness’.

don’t think my face has been more red. maybe that time I tried to evacuate the floor at work when the fire alarm went to signal the start of a minutes silence on remembrance day, actually.

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#52

years ago when a (gay) guy was joke-complaining about having to move desks so often I said “aw you’re like the littlest hobo” (referencing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Littlest_Hobo) and he looked shocked and offended and I realised WAY TOO MUCH LATER that he’d misheard me.

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#53

A friend very drunkenly at a party told/slurred a joke to 2 non drinking Scottish, half jewish attractive women about how copper wire was invented, 2 Scots fighting over a penny. When they didnt laugh they followed up with ’ you know there like the Jews got a reputation for being good with money’ It mortifies me to this day!

#54

Yeah, otherwise it’s a fucking brilliant joke!!!

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#55

Good joke, though.

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#56

Well ok it wasn’t a massive joke or anything - but it was lighthearted banter.

God I hate you.

#57

This is no way for me to go into the weekend…

#58

You did this. YOU.

#59

did a really cringy australian accent to some australians in the queue for a club just before christmas too. was massively pissed, in my defence.

#60

Did you have a g’day though?

#61

left about an hour later and bought a burger king. so, I guess.

I think I said something like “ORWWRIGHT MATES!!! HOWS REMSEY STREET?!”. It was fucking awful.

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#63

:disappointed:

you wearing pants today, man?

#65

:grimacing:

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#66

Just remembered another one there and it’s the type that I had genuinely repressed for about 3 years

#67

G’wan

#68

I know it’s a cop out but I just can’t, I already have enough of a low standing on this place

#69

One pro-Brexit colleague. After the Unilever thing, I left an empty jar of Marmite on his desk. He didn’t find it at all funny, then I thought a) it was a shit joke and b) I don’t like upsetting anyone. So yeah, massive twat.

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#70

Made a joke about a picture a bit like this to a group of literature students, thought it would go down a treat.

Joke: Il n’ya pas de horse text

badum-tsh.

#71

Nah mate that’s strong banter, go with your instinct

#72

Remember that guy on the old forum who made that “I fucking hate (Lynx) Africa!” joke on the tube? terrible bants.