Three friends by the names Fuckoff, Shit, and Manners go for a walk but Shit gets run over. So Fuckoff goes to look for help when he finds a policeman He tells him what happened and the Cop says “Slow down pal, Whats your name?” “Fuckoff” he replies. The policeman says “Where’s your manners?” The reply came back “Round the corner, picking shit up off the road”