Juicy Confessions thread

One of my plants is about to die and deep down I’m a bit HAPPY about it because it means one less mouth to feed.
Has anyone got any even juicier confessions than that…?

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I used to read Word Up! magazine :grimacing:

(@twentyeight years old, I was)

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I’ve got a juicy confession - Sometimes, once we’ve decided on and finalised the online grocery order, I’ll sneakily amend it and add a little treat for myself :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Fuck me I read plants as ‘pals’ :joy:

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I am on tiktok

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that would be too juicy even for me

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I work for a council and sometimes appear on Drownedinsound whilst clocked in

I’m sorry :frowning_face:

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I work for a council and I’m posting on DiS RIGHT NOW

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If I need a fart in bed I sometimes hold it until I’m little spoon then left it rip right on TV’s zone

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i can’t let you stand alone…

me too brother :fist:

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Sometimes if the wind has blown my bin over I leave it for one of my neighbours to sort.

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I read it as parents!!

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I sat on my glasses and broke them a year ago and still haven’t ordered a replacement

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bad joke about not being able to find phone with poor eyesight
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I yell at my phone to find it, if I shout HELLO BIXBY it makes a noise and lights up :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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:smiley:

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Wow that’s real cool.
Can you name him anything you want?
I would call mine ‘Jeddy 3’.

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I think Samsung just uses bixby, never use it beyond phone finding but it has some AR capabilities I think

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still don’t know what bixby is but wish it would go away

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