One of my plants is about to die and deep down I’m a bit HAPPY about it because it means one less mouth to feed.
Has anyone got any even juicier confessions than that…?
I used to read Word Up! magazine
(@twentyeight years old, I was)
I’ve got a juicy confession - Sometimes, once we’ve decided on and finalised the online grocery order, I’ll sneakily amend it and add a little treat for myself
Fuck me I read plants as ‘pals’
I am on tiktok
that would be too juicy even for me
I work for a council and sometimes appear on Drownedinsound whilst clocked in
I’m sorry
I work for a council and I’m posting on DiS RIGHT NOW
If I need a fart in bed I sometimes hold it until I’m little spoon then left it rip right on TV’s zone
i can’t let you stand alone…
me too brother
Sometimes if the wind has blown my bin over I leave it for one of my neighbours to sort.
I read it as parents!!
bad joke about not being able to find phone with poor eyesight
Wow that’s real cool.
Can you name him anything you want?
I would call mine ‘Jeddy 3’.
still don’t know what bixby is but wish it would go away
i’ve just made my third pot of coffee for the day