#35

my pal’s kid realised with extreme joy that alexa was set up in their home for grocery orders. she played me a video of asking alexa what was currently on the shopping list:

chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
jam

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#36

Brilliant!

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#37

sang this to the tune of that m to the b, m to the b tiktok thing

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#38

Just had my third poo of the day.

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#39

The next time I see my ATDs kids I’m going to teach them ask Alexa to play the fart song.

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#40

Does anyone want to see my highest viewed tiktok?

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#41

My nephew ordered £1200 worth of Star Wars Lego on my sister’s Amazon a few months back as she had it logged into Prime for him to watch something. She realised in enough time to cancel the order, poor lad.

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#42

I really like beetroot juice

#43

absolute fucking hero though. might start a gofundme to secure him that lego

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#44

is it kid friendly? Just before I text my daughter to get it playing on her mothers Alexa…

#45

alwayd be troot’ yo’ roots

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#46

Yes it is

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#47

He is absolutely brilliant at being mischevious, nearly pulled off a blinder during the initial home schooling run:

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Seven years old :sunglasses:

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#48

“it’s showtime!”

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#49
#50

i’ve never wanted to click on something less than this

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#51

I agree. It doesn’t look very appealing. But the sound… wow… it’s something else.

#52

Already giggling 3 seconds in. I’m 38.

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#53

And you’ve been in today’s filth thread!

#54

I fought the law

and the law won :frowning: