I got up at 8.30am but have only just had a shower.
i’ve a bixby tee that i nearly wore today
my confession is that i’ve not bothered getting my computer set up to do the main part of my job since working from home and i think it’ll come
back to bite me in the bum
Yesterday I logged on to Teams and started cracking on with my day at 8:25. At 1pm I finally put boxers on.
I work for a council and I’m in a meeting and also posting on DiS RIGHT NOW.
Abusing your mayoral duties again?
Mayor Filth
Everything that I’ve been doing is all bad
ONE OF US
Juiciest confession so far
- One of my plants is about to die and deep down I’m a bit HAPPY about it because it means one less mouth to feed
- I used to read Word Up! magazine
- Sometimes, once we’ve decided on and finalised the online grocery order, I’ll sneakily amend it and add a little treat for myself
- I am on tiktok
- I work for a council and sometimes appear on Drownedinsound whilst clocked in
- I work for a council and I’m posting on DiS RIGHT NOW
- If I need a fart in bed I sometimes hold it until I’m little spoon then left it rip right on TV’s zone
- Sometimes if the wind has blown my bin over I leave it for one of my neighbours to sort.
- I sat on my glasses and broke them a year ago and still haven’t ordered a replacement
- i’ve just made my third pot of coffee for the day
- I got up at 8.30am but have only just had a shower.
- i’ve not bothered getting my computer set up to do the main part of my job since working from home and i think it’ll come
back to bite me in the bum - Yesterday I logged on to Teams and started cracking on with my day at 8:25. At 1pm I finally put boxers on.
- Everything that I’ve been doing is all bad
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my pal’s kid realised with extreme joy that alexa was set up in their home for grocery orders. she played me a video of asking alexa what was currently on the shopping list:
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
jam
Brilliant!
sang this to the tune of that m to the b, m to the b tiktok thing
Just had my third poo of the day.
The next time I see my ATDs kids I’m going to teach them ask Alexa to play the fart song.
Does anyone want to see my highest viewed tiktok?
- Yes
- No
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My nephew ordered £1200 worth of Star Wars Lego on my sister’s Amazon a few months back as she had it logged into Prime for him to watch something. She realised in enough time to cancel the order, poor lad.
I really like beetroot juice
absolute fucking hero though. might start a gofundme to secure him that lego
is it kid friendly? Just before I text my daughter to get it playing on her mothers Alexa…