Juicy Confessions thread

It does startle me when I press the button accidentally but its useful for phone finding! Its almost always under my duvet or on the windowsill when I lose it

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this is what i think of when i think of bixby

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i’ve just made my third pot of coffee for the day :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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I got up at 8.30am but have only just had a shower.

i’ve a bixby tee that i nearly wore today

my confession is that i’ve not bothered getting my computer set up to do the main part of my job since working from home and i think it’ll come
back to bite me in the bum

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Yesterday I logged on to Teams and started cracking on with my day at 8:25. At 1pm I finally put boxers on.

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I work for a council and I’m in a meeting and also posting on DiS RIGHT NOW.

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Abusing your mayoral duties again?

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Mayor Filth

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Everything that I’ve been doing is all bad

ONE OF US

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Juiciest confession so far

  • One of my plants is about to die and deep down I’m a bit HAPPY about it because it means one less mouth to feed
  • I used to read Word Up! magazine
  • Sometimes, once we’ve decided on and finalised the online grocery order, I’ll sneakily amend it and add a little treat for myself :face_with_hand_over_mouth:
  • I am on tiktok
  • I work for a council and sometimes appear on Drownedinsound whilst clocked in
  • I work for a council and I’m posting on DiS RIGHT NOW
  • If I need a fart in bed I sometimes hold it until I’m little spoon then left it rip right on TV’s zone
  • Sometimes if the wind has blown my bin over I leave it for one of my neighbours to sort.
  • I sat on my glasses and broke them a year ago and still haven’t ordered a replacement
  • i’ve just made my third pot of coffee for the day :face_with_hand_over_mouth:
  • I got up at 8.30am but have only just had a shower.
  • i’ve not bothered getting my computer set up to do the main part of my job since working from home and i think it’ll come
    back to bite me in the bum
  • Yesterday I logged on to Teams and started cracking on with my day at 8:25. At 1pm I finally put boxers on.
  • Everything that I’ve been doing is all bad

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my pal’s kid realised with extreme joy that alexa was set up in their home for grocery orders. she played me a video of asking alexa what was currently on the shopping list:

chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
chocolate eggs
jam

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Brilliant!

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sang this to the tune of that m to the b, m to the b tiktok thing

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Just had my third poo of the day.

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The next time I see my ATDs kids I’m going to teach them ask Alexa to play the fart song.

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Does anyone want to see my highest viewed tiktok?

  • Yes
  • No

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