#1679

it is quite funny that all this fuss is just so we can buy poison meat

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#1680

It seems a bit pointless to me: I’ve been poisoning myself with junk for years I don’t need no American death chicken to ruin my body

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#1682

Johnson probably reckons he can sell it to them. He probably can, too.

Five years is enough time to make something up to solve it. There would definitely have to be an election before then, if he’s really lucky Johnson will get the Tories into a coalition with the Lib Dems and they can get them to take the flak for everything again.

(Probably won’t happen exactly like that, but the point is Johnson makes stuff up on the fly, he’ll deal with everything later)

#1683

I don’t get why we don’t see more of a big deal being made out of the fact that the backstop is only relevant if no other solution can be found - and BoJo and the rest of them have been harping on for years now about how dead easy it would be to implement “technological solutions” to the border. If it’s that easy, why do you care about the fallback?

(because they know it isn’t easy/don’t actually care about the border issue as such)

But it’s such a screaming great indicator that they know themselves that they haven’t a fucking clue.

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#1684

Skimming through the thread and don’t know how it got from Boris Johnson being a prick to being about dinosaur robots

Might become a hermit

#1685

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#1686

Can we not just do one of the non lethal things from Dishonored where we put Boris on a boat with an absolute madman for some reason

#1687

Anyone seen the stuff about the Irish lobby in Congress potentially blocking any UK/US trade deal if the border goes all Mad Max?

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#1689

He’s done me there.

#1690

If an extension wasn’t forthcoming and the only option Parliament had to avoid no deal was to revoke Article 50- then what’s the outcome?

#1691

fully endorse blocking out the sun

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#1692

see my last post

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#1693

It’s about time tbh

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#1694

Weirdest thing about this is it looks miles more like Phillip Hammond than Johnson

#1695

No deal chat being ramped up I note. Even though we have already said we definitely aren’t going to, but need to pretend to for negotiating purposes. Which doesn’t work if you admit to it.

EU going to crack on with “go on then”

We will stick for a bit with “bloody well will mate”

Then after a bit, concede it is impossible. Couple of weeks of riots, then merry Christmas everyone!

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#1696

A classic of his genre:

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#1697

Usually just get wound up by our biscuit-brained commentariat but Dan Hodges latest twitter queef has properly upset me, it’s completely offensive, he’s absolutely lost it.

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#1698

Don’t think he had it to begin with.

#1699

distinct lack of futuristic pork markets. not interested.

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#1700

quite annoying how much rent free real estate the tories have in my brain. like I think about that liz truss speech maybe daily, and also that time may spent a while comparing herself to geoffrey boycott.