July 2019 politics thread - the crowning of King Boris Johnson

Listening to the announcement… I HATE tories lads.

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‘A trio of Johnsons have taken their place in the Queen Elizabeth II Centre’

More than 3 I would have thought

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Fuck this, I’m out for a cigarette

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have you got a light?
(I want to set my self on fire)

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He’s gonna be under lock and key for a week or two.

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When’s the swimsuit contest?

i am trying to think like a LD to help me understand them better. i figure, as a LD, the sum total of my ambition is just to be in coalition again, because i see nick clegg is now making bank working for facebook with that on his CV. the tories need a right wing partner that isn’t as batshit as the DUP but will definitely help them implement whatever the brexit outcome is. my superpower is that my vague liberal pretensions trick people into thinking i am not a lizard and my weirdo supporters are busily telling everyone to forget that i abandoned all my beliefs for the chance to impress david cameron by killing disabled people. that is me, a LD. create that Fake News Sheriff job for me at twitter, please.

Trump is BoJo’s dad?

Here I wish we weren’t going…

Notice the text on the stage is not pinned on, but painted on. The lizard people are learning.

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Why do you think they’re best mates.

Mad clapping.

Really really really need to get round to sorting my Irish passport

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Cunt even claps annoyingly

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JOIN US

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By god, that’s…that’s Michael Portillo’s music!

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every time

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finally, some equality!

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I hope there is no air-con in that hall and they all get sweaty backs.

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