finally, some equality!
I hope there is no air-con in that hall and they all get sweaty backs.
Boris Johnson: 92,153
Jeremy Hunt: 46,656
BUUURRRRRRRRRRR
vile
wall of gammon rises to applaud
66% for BoJo
66%
66.388%
Oof
Couldn’t even get 69% or 66.6%. What a dick.
contradictions: heighten
Boris Johnson: Prime Minister
fuuuuuuuuuucking hell
nOblE INstIncTS
I was saying Boo-ris
Had to talk to a colleague there, just popped my earphone back in to hear him say about having a duty to take care of the poorest and neediest.
Headphones off. Am oot. Fuck this.
Just realised I’ve been clutching a huge screwdriver really tightly for the last 3 minutes
He’s had fucking weeks to work on this speech jesus
Bit early for me but whatever gets you through today.
He also said something about how Theresa tried to address the racial disparity in regards to the security services
Feel like I want to throw up over here lads