July 2019 politics thread - the crowning of King Boris Johnson

finally, some equality!

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I hope there is no air-con in that hall and they all get sweaty backs.

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Boris Johnson: 92,153

Jeremy Hunt: 46,656

BUUURRRRRRRRRRR

vile

wall of gammon rises to applaud

66% for BoJo

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66%

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66.388%

Oof

Couldn’t even get 69% or 66.6%. What a dick.

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contradictions: heighten

Boris Johnson: Prime Minister

fuuuuuuuuuucking hell

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nOblE INstIncTS

I was saying Boo-ris

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Had to talk to a colleague there, just popped my earphone back in to hear him say about having a duty to take care of the poorest and neediest.

Headphones off. Am oot. Fuck this.

Just realised I’ve been clutching a huge screwdriver really tightly for the last 3 minutes

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He’s had fucking weeks to work on this speech jesus

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Bit early for me but whatever gets you through today.

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He also said something about how Theresa tried to address the racial disparity in regards to the security services :expressionless:

Feel like I want to throw up over here lads