July enough of that nonsense Football Thread

Transfers, formations, international business, that sort of thing. I assume there’ll be a few bad uns continuing to go on about the grotesque spectacle going on in the States, but I’ve faith the majority of you will ignore them.

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I’d just like to issue a pre-emptive “FUCK OFF, ALL OF YOU! FUCKING HELL! FUCK OFF!” to cover the upcoming month’s football discussion in this thread. God bless x

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Welcome to pre-season!

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Reckon now is the time to get into this club world cup thing.

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Any thoughts on how Man Utd might line up next season?

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Horizontally

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down the right, on the left, sitting behind the striker, someone in the middle.

Less than a month until this shit show Cardiff All-Stars Tour of League 1 gets going, first up against… Petersborough?
It’s - North of London, it has an old church, and the name does not refer to the amount of Peters residing there.
More Peterborough facts incoming closer to the time.

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and twirling, twirling, TWIRLING towards 12th place

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genuinely think they’ll be relegated.

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top half of the clubby cup only has 1 european team in

mild interest continues (haven’t seen any of the action but still going on the wiki page)

Somehow, it is the year of our Lord 2025 and Ashley Barnes has just signed a one-year contract extension at Premier League Burnley.

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Doggy style

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Their rabbit mascot is called “Peter Burrow”

Sadly another team you’ll be meeting this season AFAIK do not have a Mafia leader mascot covered in sugar called “Don Caster”

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Also this is an excellent tourist guide, though I cannot vouch for the OP

https://x.com/anon_opin/status/1438486590976843777?s=46

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Timmy O’Werner is off to New York. Truly the finest wasteman of them all. Still only 29 somehow

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MLS mvp 2026-2036

Could be the next Bradley Wright Phillips

Completely lost with what’s happening at Morecambe now, but they have until 4pm to be sold

https://www.morecambefc.com/news/2025/july/01/Morecambe-FC-Board-of-Directors-Club-Statement/

Tammy Abraham going Besiktas seems a waste

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