He’s only in there because they don’t have Ruben Al Cahol
I’m so sorry.
sigh
Agent Evans
PELANTY KECK
Watford staying up
Good striker from Daniel Welbeck - Watford’s number ten.
I’ll literally mute the Sports section
Surprised United have got a penalty kick.
Cojones
horse
Manchestvar United.
That many gifts and still scrapping for 4th
Schmeichel’s dance is stupid, obviously he’s gonna roll it in the direction where his momentum isn’t
not a good sentence, fuck off
*Manchester United have got a penalty kick.
This is all your fault
don’t need to be watching the match to know exactly how he galloped up
Come on Leicester ffs. Don’t wanna finish below United
I’ve stopped watching sorry, gone for the Watford game. Has he done something good?
Oh, apparently Che Adams and Ched Evans are two different people
He looks like he can barely walk tbf.