miss van gaal saying ‘UUUUUUTMOST BEST’

“Shut your noise…”

That was last decade

Roy Mackaay wants a word: taken 31 pens, scored 30, i.e. success rate of 96.8%

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£40m :upside_down_face: Looking forward to Baldy, The Sabotage Season, unfolding next year.

I think this stat is only looking at professional leagues

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What have I missed that makes Nathan Aké decent?

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You’re being very mean about Bayern Munich

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20 million plus guendouzi for partey is a very funny bid

Love the new shirt (when worn by Harry Winks, it’s pretty :grimacing: otherwise)

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The yellow piping is boke

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Paying 40m just to get it done and dusted is way better than trying to string the seller out for a 5 or so reduction, particularly when so many other clubs are looking for centrebacks in a heavily congested window innit. Absolutely no chance Ake and Torres aren’t the new Stefan Savic and Jesus Navas though.

They’re a nod to our historical top 4 finish 2009/10 piss streak season. Show some damn respect.

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It’s a disgusting kit, dunno how they consistently manage to fuck up white and navy ffs

Harry looks lovely in it though.

I quite like the green away one, but again please stick to navy for away and yellow/purple for third

Preferably bring back holsten for the front too

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One of those fees that’s peanuts for City as long as he at very least becomes a reliable squad player. For any other team other than United it’d be mental.

It’s infuriating. Lasts season’s was a complete nonentity and now they’ve gone too far.

Green creeps me out and makes me think we’ll finish 12th.

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Hope we get a special Europa league kit

Remember that brown one :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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He’s definitely not the strongest in the air and that is not just to the eye, the stats don’t back him up either. Is he at least fairly quick?

He does seem pretty decent on the ball I guess, but does that overcome his obvious physical shortcomings?