Just been handed a baby shower card to sign


#1

What the fuck do you write in a baby shower card?

And when did we start sending baby shower cards?


#2

“You needed a shower, you fucking stink!”


#3

Happy birthday! Kind regards


#4

I hate shit like this. Gives me extremely bad vibes as the baby isn’t even born yet.

Just write ‘Good luck! x’ and pass it on.


#5

All the best for your shower.


#6

*You’re


#7

“Hope you have a good baby xoxo”


#8

I doubt the baby will be able to read it so just put anything down.


#9


#10

I work in an all female team and I genuinely spend about 25% of my time signing cards. What the fuck.


#11

never heard it called that before etc etc


#12

all the best hun x


#13

Excited f̶o̶r̶ ABOUT the birth of your baby


#14

Dear baby,

Have a good one!

Cheers,
Sadpunk


#15

Same here. The pain is real.


#16

I feel ‘Enjoy the birth!’ would work well.


#17

“Happy Birthtime to your baby! 0 today! Happy Birthtime baldy! You are borned!”


#18

This is also the first day of your death if you think about it.

All the best,

Saddy-P


#19

“Don’t stop until you drop”


#20

My disdain of cards was well known at my previous place of work, and after 3 years solid service being part of a successful team I had a card with the only thing written was:

“Enjoy yer paedo holiday”