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never heard it called that before etc etc

all the best hun x

Excited f̶o̶r̶ ABOUT the birth of your baby

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Dear baby,

Have a good one!

Cheers,
Sadpunk

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Same here. The pain is real.

I feel ‘Enjoy the birth!’ would work well.

“Happy Birthtime to your baby! 0 today! Happy Birthtime baldy! You are borned!”

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This is also the first day of your death if you think about it.

All the best,

Saddy-P

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“Don’t stop until you drop”

Don’t forget to wash behind your ears,
Some wishes
Sapdunk

Good luck with the incredible pain you are going to experience in the nearness of future.

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babies are great, so are you!

or something like that…

don’t like baby showers myself all a bit too much excitement before the event isn’t it?

Make the most of your perineum while you still can!

“Hope your shower is golden!”

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Shower? I barely even know 'er!!!

Word for word what I wrote in a card for a colleague going on mat leave last week :grinning:

“get well soon”

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Please stop stealing my material.