babies are great, so are you!
or something like that…
don’t like baby showers myself all a bit too much excitement before the event isn’t it?
Make the most of your perineum while you still can!
“Hope your shower is golden!”
Shower? I barely even know 'er!!!
Word for word what I wrote in a card for a colleague going on mat leave last week
“get well soon”
Please stop stealing my material.
‘a dead man is lying in a sauna; Next to him, a thermos bottle’