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babies are great, so are you!
or something like thatâŚ
donât like baby showers myself all a bit too much excitement before the event isnât it?
Make the most of your perineum while you still can!
âHope your shower is golden!â
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Shower? I barely even know 'er!!!
Word for word what I wrote in a card for a colleague going on mat leave last week
âget well soonâ
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Please stop stealing my material.
âa dead man is lying in a sauna; Next to him, a thermos bottleâ
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