Just been handed a baby shower card to sign


babies are great, so are you!

or something like that…

don’t like baby showers myself all a bit too much excitement before the event isn’t it?

Make the most of your perineum while you still can!

“Hope your shower is golden!”


Shower? I barely even know 'er!!!

Word for word what I wrote in a card for a colleague going on mat leave last week :grinning:

“get well soon”

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Please stop stealing my material.

‘a dead man is lying in a sauna; Next to him, a thermos bottle’

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