Just brushed my teeth and the "toothpaste" turned out to be shampoo, in a toothpaste-shaped tube



God hates MPBH.


No you didnt


It’s Head and Shoulders not Head and Molars!!


entirely plausible. I’m in!


I always think of Green Poo whenever someone mentions shampoo, must be the Irish



There are some pretty valid points (pvps) in there, but it’s not done enough to convince me that in a particularly high emergency situation, I wouldn’t plump for shampoo.