#21

Did somebody say just eat… Takeaway.com

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#22

Does anyone else call it “just hyphen eat” ?

  • Yes
  • You’re on your own pal

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#23

Took me far too long to learn and remember how to pronounce thuisbezorgd

#24

You just could not make it up

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#25

I quite like the advert they have with Snoop Dogg, must have cost a fortune

#26

OFFENCE LAYWER: excuse me yeah I actually ordered a kebab but I’ve just received an orange

JUST EAT: yes that is part of our rebranding

OFFENCE LAYWER: it wasnt even packaged, it was just forced through the letterbox in a horrifying mess of pulp. I would have stopped the guy but I thought he was a meth addict or something and the self esteem boost from getting the orange through would be a positive breakthrough or something

JUST EAT: nah it’s just our new branding we love oranges now

OFFENCE LAYWER: is this that weird government thing where they took a break from complacently killing people to tell them they should lose weight

JUST EAT: listen man I dont work here I’m just filming undercover for a dispatches film while absolutely overstuffing the toilets with kitchen roll

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#27

I love new brand announcements like this

Like as if anyone gives a shit

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#28

The mobile phone company must be furious!1!

#29

bad move imo

#30

Did somebody say Just Thuisbezorgd

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#31

I did!

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#32

:pizza::curry::ramen:

#33

I suppose orange looks more like food (Red Leicester).

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#34

Yeah, looks really bad. Reminds me of easyJet now.
They’re still doing well I presume, didn’t they buy out the other takeaway company recently?whatever they were called

#35

JustEaten

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#36

Oh right Takeaway.com bought Just Eat

#38

I had a thread idea a while back about how no-one ever says “just eat?” as a proposition for a takeaway, and how irrationally annoyed I was because of it, but I didn’t post it and I guess that’ll never happen now.

I guess the lesson is to always post your shit ideas for threads before capitalism ruins the opportunity.

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#39

I said that to M on Wednesday

Well, just hyphen eat

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#40

I’m glad to know that there would have been at least two of us in that thread, but I’m sad I wasted the opportunity.

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#41

didst somebody spake JOUST EAT

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