A sentence no one has said
Is that because Gregge isn’t a real place?
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Dunno what you mean
might have one of their pizza slices later
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Their pepperoni pizza is the most impressively calorie dense thing I’ve ever seen
Can’t remember how many it has but it’s eye-watering. Fucking delicious
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I had one the other day, the overriding taste is “gloop”
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Festive Bake for my real friends, Best Of Fake for my sham friends
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somebody’s getting the fest the fest the fest the festive bake
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Me, drinking from the chocolate river at Wonka’s factory
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there’s a greggs right outside gatwick arrivals now. really depressing for some reason.
The other Editors asked Tom Smith to take his draft lyrics in for just one more go-through
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Editors is such a shit name
ftfy
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‘We were enjoying a bake!’
— Ross Geller
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RIP the vegan festive bake. Pour one out for a real one. You’re with the Caramac Bars now x
“Pivot!”
Trying to fit it all in your mouth, while maintaining eye contact with the staff.
gloop eaters (pronounced ighters)
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the story i heard at staffs uni (where i/they also went) was the head lecturer would basically on day 1 to tell film students to give up on their dreams of becoming directors, writers, DOPs, etc and instead focus their efforts on becoming editors, producers, grips, etc. which is pretty much what they said to my year too. so kind of funny but not in a haha way.
and now look at what i do for a living 
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