Just got a latte

very open-minded, I commend you for that

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Me? An elitist!? That’s exactly the opposite of how I want to be!

To clarify beyond any doubt, a cup of tea is better than any of the options I’ve tried so far by an enormous margin.

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Ah then you must be a “tea socialist” then perhaps?

Hey, don’t “label” me, man. I’m just me.

spot on pal. he says ciao now and everything

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i just linked gf to this thread coz she keeps catching me reading it and she wanted me to mention the time she had a coffee and thought this would be better if it had a bit of chocolate in it, and i said ooh you could call it a chocolachino, thinking she was having me on considering she definitely knows that mochas are a thing. turns out, no

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tell her to post it here so I can flag it please

This is really a very difficult question to answer on accounts of how I’ve been quite critical of some of the coffees and I am a big fan of my fellow community members…

Latte - Probably Aggsy on accounts of statistically being the most liked and I’m assuming latte is statistically the most liked as well

Flat white - Maybe Lo-Pan on accounts of how I think flat whites are quite trendy and also Lo-Pan is quite trendy?

Macchiato - Small and disgusting so I can’t really look any further than LaszloPanaflex here, that guy was a real dick

Mocha - An absolute delight so it’s gonna be Desk as she too is an absolute delight

Cappuccino - Hmm, the same as a latte so the same as AggPass, gotta be Ruffers based on that (mainly because they are very similarly popular statistically and also their football thread ethos are night on identical)

Americano - An example of the law of diminishing returns… Gonna give this one to myself

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just flag my post, its ok

he’ll be disappointed with that

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Once when I worked in a cafe, I made a babychino (!!?!) with a double shot of coffee before realising it shouldn’t have coffee in because they’re for toddlers. Still wonder whether I fucked up that kid a bit

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That child now? George Clooney

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Ruffers - double espresso
Xylo - chai latte
Pinks - cappuccino
Balonz - babyccino

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this has done me

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(Oat Milk Chai Latte is the nicest one I’ve had so far but isn’t a coffee x)

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I just feel as though the chai latte is the most poetic and worldly of the coffees. Much like our very own xylo

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[‎14/‎02/‎2018 15:25] gf:

what do they mean flag it

?

[‎14/‎02/‎2018 15:25] av:

i think he means report the post

[‎14/‎02/‎2018 15:25] gf:

are they trying to ban me before i’ve even joined?

bullshit

[‎14/‎02/‎2018 15:25] av:

:smiley:

[‎14/‎02/‎2018 15:25] gf:

fucking dix i’ll fuck them up

i’ll fucking cyber bully those bastards

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I have flagged your post instead so we’re cool.

thanks mate

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“Ciao”. That’s Italian for tea with oats in isn’t it?

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