Cheeky :wink:

He’s such a babyccino.

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I didn’t realise this was the Guardian thread.

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What a mean streak you’ve developed!

I have decided this is the new me now.

For the next ten minutes.

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Quite enjoying it to be honest carry on.

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Swear to god people steal yer schtick around here… if it’s not nailed down it’s gone.

You can’t claim coffee nonce!

Something about “a schtick to beat you with”

I wasn’t!

Well don’t because you can’t.

Are you fucking starting?

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4 minutes to go…

Now all you need to do is say something about depression or the fall of capitalism and you win a prize

Get her back by droning on about bikes all fucking day every fucking day

I’m doing up a house
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fuck, I missed MYSELF

I also do this but the other way round, like so: Pepsi Maximum.
I like your way too though.

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any final thoughts on your latte experience today?

I think it’s probably too early for any final conclusions. I need another wee a bit but I wee loads in general really so not sure about the causality of it all.

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