Cheeky
He’s such a babyccino.
I didn’t realise this was the Guardian thread.
What a mean streak you’ve developed!
I have decided this is the new me now.
For the next ten minutes.
Quite enjoying it to be honest carry on.
Swear to god people steal yer schtick around here… if it’s not nailed down it’s gone.
You can’t claim coffee nonce!
Something about “a schtick to beat you with”
I wasn’t!
Well don’t because you can’t.
Are you fucking starting?
4 minutes to go…
Now all you need to do is say something about depression or the fall of capitalism and you win a prize
Get her back by droning on about bikes all fucking day every fucking day
I’m doing up a house photo
fuck, I missed MYSELF
I also do this but the other way round, like so: Pepsi Maximum. I like your way too though.
any final thoughts on your latte experience today?
I think it’s probably too early for any final conclusions. I need another wee a bit but I wee loads in general really so not sure about the causality of it all.